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These photographs of me
were taken when I was 21 years old.
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They were shot on Plus X with
a 105-millimeter lens on an Nikon F-2,
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developed normal,
two stops overexposed.
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I like this one a lot.
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The F-2 was lost forever to a pawn shop
in Los Angeles four years ago.
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The photographer lived
in San Francisco up until last week.
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He was the worst man
I ever met.
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Or maybe the best.
I'm still not sure.
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If you're supposed to
learn from your mistakes,
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then he was the best mistake
I ever made.
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He was my most spectacular
and cherished fuckup,
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and I was his Guinevere,
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whatever that means.
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little coquette
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Harper, you look wonderful.
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- Isn't your sister a beautiful bride?
- She really is.
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Now, did I hear correctly?
Harvard law in the fall?
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- That's right, yeah.
- We have to talk. I'm an alum, you know.
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Harper, congrats.
I just heard about Harvard.
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Our John's
in law school there.
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- Hey, weren't you engaged toJeremy?
-
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-
like I fell in love with you
- You were, weren't you?
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you're all alone
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- Sorry.
- That's all right.
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You gonna stop hiding in here
anytime soon?
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I'm not hiding.
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Your father and sister
have been upstairs forever.
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- I cannot believe they'd pull
this Oedipal crap today.
- What do you want me to do?
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We have 300
fucking guests here.
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Just tell them to knock off the Greek
tragedy and get their asses down here.
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And I can't find the photographer.
Find them.
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Could you knock?
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I did.
Mom is freaking out down there.
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Is she crying?
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No, she feels fat.
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Sue, you're not fat.
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Oh.
What's so funny?
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It's nothing.
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- It's nothing.
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I told them no one goes to Paris
in August. Everything's closed.
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But they're young and dumb. They don't
care about the Musee Picasso anyway.
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Excuse me.
Well?
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Yeah.
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Excuse me. Have you seen
the wedding photographer?
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H-Have you seen
the wedding photographer?
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- Sorry. Canape?
- Thank you.
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Damn it.
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Fuck you. Fuck you. It's my life.
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Fuck you. Fuck you.
I don't care.
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- Fuck you --
- I know that song.
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Ever try singing it
really loud?
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No.
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You should do it sometime.
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Opens up all kinds
of possibilities.
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Having trouble
with that?
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- My thumbs are too small.
- Let me see.
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Tiny.
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There you go, Guinevere.
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My name's Harper.
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I'm Connie.
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That's tricky
with champagne.
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Maybe you'd, uh,
prefer a little of this?
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I'm usually
not much of a drinker.
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No, neither am I.
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You're
the wedding photographer.
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Today I'm
a wedding photographer.
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It's a transformation that only seems
to occur when the rent is due.
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Suddenly I find myself
in a Pacific Heights mansion
wearing a secondhand tux,
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surrounded by women
in chiffon.
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Um...
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maybe -- maybe
this sounds rude --
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- Would it be possible for you
not to take my picture?
- Why?
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I don't like
to be looked at.
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It's a little late
for that.
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Good. Mrs. Sloane, could I ask you
to move in slightly, please? Thank you.
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Bride, turn your body
slightly in for me.
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Mm-hmm. A little more.
That's great.
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And can I ask the bridesmaid
to move to her right?
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Mm-hmm.
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A little more.
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Another inch.
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Perfect.
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- Looking this way.-
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Come on, smile.
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One more.
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- Here we go.
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Fine, I'll stop
screaming.Just say something!
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I've been talking to you for hours!
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You're not talking!
That's the point!
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- You're breaking fucking plates!
- I don't understand!
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- You don't listen.
- I'm listening!
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Let's talk about this calmly.
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Why do you always
whisper? You always whisper!
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- Does that make you
smarter or something?
- No, it means I'm holding back.
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- You're a bastard!
- Please don't hurt the photographs!
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- Oh, I'm so sorry I fucked
with the fucking photographs!
- What are you doing? Please --
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Damn you!
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- I hate you.
- No, you don't.
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What we need to do
is sit down and talk.
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No. No!
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Please.
Please.
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Hi.
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You're incredible.
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Uh, I just came to
pick up the wedding --
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Go in and wait.
I'll be right back.
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Sorry about that.
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We work together,
and she can be a bit unstable at times.
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It's just that when people
act irrational,
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it always comes
as a bit of a shock.
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- Yeah, I know exactly what you mean.
- Do ya?
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- I really should come back another time.
- No.
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I'm glad you're here.
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Let's have a drink.
Hmm?
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This is, uh --
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This is beautiful.
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Think
that's a good one?
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Yeah.
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I mean, I'm not --
I'm not an expert.
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- Which print is better?
- You're asking me?
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They look exactly the same.
I mean, I wouldn't know how to tell.
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Just go with your gut feeling.
Like, boom -- That one.
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No, no, no,
I'm really not good at --
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Take a beat, go away
for a second and look back.
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- That one.
- That one?
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- You sure?
- No.
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Absolutely not.
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Well, maybe you're right.
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Spent two days printing these,
then I couldn't decide
which ones to hang at my show.
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- You've got a good eye.
- Me? No.
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My family, none of us can do anything
except doodle on legal pads.
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That's right.
You're going to law school.
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You heard.
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- Have they cashed
your tuition check yet?
- No.
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I mean, I don't think so.
Why?
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I don't think
you really wanna go.
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What makes you say --
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- Oh, God!
- Don't worry. I've got another bottle.
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- I always fuck everything up.
- Do you really?
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That's wonderful.
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I ruined your pictures.
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This'll wash off.
Don't worry about it.
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You've actually improved this.
It's never looked better.
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- Look at that. It's extraordinary!
- I'm really sorry.
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That's great.
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Look at Aunt Margaret.
What a cow.
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I look incredible
there.
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Hmm. That's odd.
Harper, you're -- you're not here.
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In any of these.
Harper,you --
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But you were there.
You were right there.
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Wait a minute.
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Check this out.
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Oh, my.
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Let me see.
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Uh --
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It's a nice picture.
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But he didn't even get your name right.
Look on the back.
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What was
his place like?
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Uh, it was just
a place.
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Mmm.
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He told everyone he had the absolute
right to exclusively license...
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the design
to their company.
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- Of course he's clearly liable.
- I disagree.
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The statute explicitly
requires intent to mislead.
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Exactly.
Which you could easily prove.
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Dad's right.
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Really, Susan?
You agree with your father?
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I'm shocked.
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We're talking about the law.
There's objective truth here.
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It's not about
choosing sides.
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Thank you.
I stand corrected.
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Where do you stand, Harper?
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Don't bother her.
She's busy digging a hole in her bread.
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- By the way, Harper,
you'll never fit in there.
- Well?
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I really don't know.
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- How does one get into Harvard
without having opinions?
- That's what they'll teach her.
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- She'll come home
with plenty of opinions.
- I didn't.
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I'm sorry,
darling?
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I didn't get in.
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I-I was wait-listed.
I thought I would clear the list.
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Wow.
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They said the list wasn't that long.
I thought that --
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I-I thought that, um --
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- I was sure --
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I told my parents I didn't
really get into Harvard.
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But I did get in.
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I just told them I didn't.
I don't want to go.
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I think that picture
you took of me is just...
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shocking.
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Okay.
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Bye.
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Would you
like to come in?
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You can sleep here.
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I usually print
at night.
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Won't be using the bed
until morning.
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If you want to shower when you wake up,
it's down the hall.
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Thank you very much.
You're really nice.
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There's loads of reading material here
if you can't sleep.
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Do you know
who that is?
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He changed art
in America.
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00:17:00,705 --> 00:17:02,624
That's
Georgia O'Keeffe.
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When they met, he was already a famous
photographer. He was a revolutionary.
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She was
about your age.
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Knock on the darkroom door
if you need me.
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So the whole time you were sleeping
in his bed he stayed downstairs?
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- He stayed in the darkroom all night.
- Listen to you say "darkroom"!
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- Sorry.
- And in the morning?
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00:17:27,607 --> 00:17:31,194
So then I came downstairs
and he made me eggs.
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00:17:31,278 --> 00:17:33,530
- Scrambled? I want details.
- Okay, Patty.
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00:17:33,613 --> 00:17:36,199
- He went to the fridge --
- Stop. Come on.
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00:17:36,283 --> 00:17:39,703
He made me an omelet.
Then he was telling me about Ireland,
which was amazing.
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00:17:39,786 --> 00:17:41,705
Ooh, Ireland.
Sexy.
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00:17:41,788 --> 00:17:45,208
- Patty, do you even know
what's going on over there?
- Yes!
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00:17:45,292 --> 00:17:47,210
- No, you don't.
- Shut up.
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- It was amazing,
the things he was saying about it.
- And then?
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00:17:51,298 --> 00:17:54,217
- Then we talked about art.
- Art?
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00:17:54,301 --> 00:17:57,137
- Oh, God, it was --
it was truly horrifying.
- Oh, my God.
223
00:17:57,220 --> 00:17:59,681
- I was such an idiot.
- I'm sure you were.
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00:17:59,723 --> 00:18:02,309
I'm sure you were
a total idiot.
225
00:18:02,392 --> 00:18:05,353
What did you expect?
Of course I was totally socially inept.
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00:18:05,395 --> 00:18:07,856
- You know what a loser I am.
- Yes,you are.
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00:18:07,898 --> 00:18:11,985
This is it, the place he said
he'd be at if I felt like coming by.
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00:18:12,068 --> 00:18:15,530
He meets with his friends here
to discuss ethics or something.
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00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:17,532
You're kidding.
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00:18:19,910 --> 00:18:22,871
Look, that's him.
By the bar. By the bar.
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- He's old!
- I told you!
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00:18:25,415 --> 00:18:27,667
But attractive,
in an ugly kind of way.
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00:18:27,751 --> 00:18:30,003
- Jesus.
- Oh, he wants to fuck you.
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00:18:30,045 --> 00:18:32,005
For sure.
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00:18:32,047 --> 00:18:35,008
- He's older than my dad.
- That doesn't mean anything.
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00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:38,887
- What makes you such an expert
on this topic?
- Uncle Greg.
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Mmm.
I'm going in.
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Hang on to your panties.
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00:18:44,392 --> 00:18:46,311
Call me.
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00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,397
Okay, so then, uh,
according to you, uh,
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the photographer's
viewpoint here,
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Mark Twain shouldn't have included,
uh, uh,Jim in Huckleberry Finn...
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because Mark Twain was
a white man from the South.
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00:18:58,073 --> 00:19:01,701
Zack, we're not just talking about
the content of the story here.
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00:19:01,743 --> 00:19:04,538
We're talking about the relationship
of the artist to the art.
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00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:07,374
When a white man
starts telling a black's story --
247
00:19:07,415 --> 00:19:10,085
A black woman's
story.
248
00:19:10,168 --> 00:19:12,087
He's a capitalist
exploiting their product.
249
00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:14,714
- "Product." Do you hear this shit?
- You didn't make it.
250
00:19:14,798 --> 00:19:17,759
- So if you take it,
all you can do is sell it.
- Bullshit!
251
00:19:17,801 --> 00:19:22,389
You don't see Maya Angelou sitting down
to write The Chosen, do you?
252
00:19:22,472 --> 00:19:25,016
- Let her do it!
- You were right about lesbians, Zack.
253
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:29,062
- It's okay by me.
- Can't speak for the Chins,
but the Wongs are with you.
254
00:19:33,483 --> 00:19:36,236
Hold it, hold it, hold it! Harper.
255
00:19:36,319 --> 00:19:38,572
What do you think?
256
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,788
He's right.
257
00:19:46,872 --> 00:19:48,832
You're right.
258
00:19:48,915 --> 00:19:52,335
Of course he's right.
259
00:19:52,419 --> 00:19:55,755
The Zack and Connie Show.
Always very entertaining.
260
00:19:55,797 --> 00:19:59,259
- I'm Billie, by the way.
- Hi, I'm -- I'm Harper.
261
00:19:59,342 --> 00:20:02,304
- Can I get you a drink?
- No, I'm okay. Thanks.
262
00:20:05,182 --> 00:20:08,685
- So, how long have you
and Connie been together?
- Together?
263
00:20:08,769 --> 00:20:11,688
- Aren't you --
- Aren't we together? No, no, no, no.
264
00:20:11,772 --> 00:20:14,733
- Oh, you guys aren't --
- No no.
265
00:20:14,816 --> 00:20:18,320
He's way too old. I mean, not that
that should matter or anything.
266
00:20:18,403 --> 00:20:20,322
- No, we're not together.
- Mm-hmm.
267
00:20:21,990 --> 00:20:24,409
He built that loft himself.
268
00:20:24,493 --> 00:20:26,411
Did you know that?
269
00:20:26,495 --> 00:20:28,580
- Really.
- Billie.
270
00:20:28,663 --> 00:20:30,290
271
00:20:32,959 --> 00:20:35,629
Um, look, um...
272
00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:40,592
here's my number
if you ever need to talk or --
273
00:20:40,675 --> 00:20:42,636
Need to talk about what?
274
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,679
Whatever.
275
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:46,807
- Bye, everyone.
- Good-bye.
- Bye.
276
00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:50,644
You never ordered
a one-egg breakfast in your life.
277
00:20:50,685 --> 00:20:55,148
You never ordered a one-egg breakfast.
Nobody ever orders a one-egg --
278
00:20:59,569 --> 00:21:02,948
- You didn't tell me you have a book.
- Oh.
279
00:21:22,467 --> 00:21:25,053
Do you want to stay here,
Harper?
280
00:21:26,805 --> 00:21:28,723
Tonight?
281
00:21:29,808 --> 00:21:32,227
Tonight, and after.
282
00:21:33,311 --> 00:21:35,230
For as long as you like.
283
00:21:36,815 --> 00:21:39,234
Unless you have
other plans.
284
00:21:40,569 --> 00:21:44,072
I should point out
there'd be conditions.
285
00:21:45,157 --> 00:21:47,075
Like?
286
00:21:47,159 --> 00:21:49,578
You'd have to work.
287
00:21:49,661 --> 00:21:51,913
- You mean, pay half the rent?
- No.
288
00:21:51,997 --> 00:21:56,084
I didn't say you'd have to get a job.
I said you'd have to work.
289
00:21:56,168 --> 00:22:00,046
Learn,
commit yourself to study,
290
00:22:00,088 --> 00:22:03,049
read, create something.
291
00:22:04,718 --> 00:22:07,095
"Create something"?
292
00:22:07,179 --> 00:22:09,556
Photograph, paint, write, dance.
It doesn't matter.
293
00:22:10,724 --> 00:22:13,727
Photograph, paint,
write or dance.
294
00:22:15,187 --> 00:22:19,107
- That's what I would have to do
to stay here?
- That's all.
295
00:22:19,191 --> 00:22:23,236
Couldn't I do something
a little more menial, like, uh,
296
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,781
laundry, maybe?
297
00:22:25,822 --> 00:22:27,783
I don't think so,
comrade.
298
00:22:27,824 --> 00:22:30,160
What would be
the point?
299
00:22:30,243 --> 00:22:32,662
But I've got no talent
for anything.
300
00:22:32,746 --> 00:22:37,083
I mean, I -- I --
I can't draw or dance.
301
00:22:37,125 --> 00:22:39,085
I'm terrified
of cameras.
302
00:22:40,295 --> 00:22:42,422
- I'd help.
- Oh.
303
00:22:42,506 --> 00:22:45,967
You're mistaking me
for someone with potential.
304
00:22:46,009 --> 00:22:47,969
I don't make mistakes.
305
00:22:49,221 --> 00:22:52,140
Where would I stay?
306
00:22:52,224 --> 00:22:55,644
Were you comfortable
last night?
307
00:22:55,727 --> 00:22:58,688
Do you always stay
in your darkroom at night?
308
00:22:59,773 --> 00:23:02,317
Not always.
309
00:23:11,034 --> 00:23:12,994
Oh.
310
00:23:13,036 --> 00:23:15,497
I get it.
311
00:23:31,513 --> 00:23:33,473
I don't, uh --
312
00:23:34,683 --> 00:23:37,644
I don't have
a boyfriend.
313
00:23:37,686 --> 00:23:41,648
Just thought I would, you know,
volunteer that information.
314
00:23:43,650 --> 00:23:46,736
I, uh, really like
this table.
315
00:23:48,238 --> 00:23:51,199
I really like this table.
316
00:23:54,578 --> 00:23:57,456
I-I-I don't know what to do.
317
00:24:09,259 --> 00:24:11,219
Look at this,
Harper.
318
00:24:14,431 --> 00:24:17,058
Look how delicate
that line is.
319
00:24:17,142 --> 00:24:20,061
Thanks, I really worked at it.
320
00:24:21,813 --> 00:24:24,024
Go sit
over on the couch.
321
00:24:26,443 --> 00:24:28,528
Wh --
322
00:24:30,071 --> 00:24:32,032
Why?
323
00:24:32,073 --> 00:24:34,534
I want to look
at your form.
324
00:24:37,579 --> 00:24:39,539
Wow.
325
00:24:44,669 --> 00:24:46,880
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
326
00:24:47,923 --> 00:24:50,926
Go over there.
I'll stay here.
327
00:25:12,572 --> 00:25:14,241
Thanks.
328
00:25:21,331 --> 00:25:23,291
I'm embarrassed.
329
00:25:23,333 --> 00:25:25,293
Why?
330
00:25:25,335 --> 00:25:28,755
Well, you're just --
you're just sitting there.
331
00:25:28,797 --> 00:25:32,634
- Don't think about me.
Think about something else.
- Like what?
332
00:25:33,718 --> 00:25:35,929
Divide 2,809 by 12.
333
00:25:36,012 --> 00:25:37,973
I'm not drunk enough
for this.
334
00:25:38,014 --> 00:25:41,268
- Try it.
- This is absurd.
335
00:25:41,351 --> 00:25:44,479
Concentrate.
336
00:25:44,563 --> 00:25:48,275
I'd like to see that, you concentrating.
I bet that's really nice.
337
00:25:50,902 --> 00:25:53,530
Okay.
338
00:25:53,613 --> 00:25:56,324
All right.
339
00:25:56,408 --> 00:25:58,285
Okay, so, 12, 2 --
340
00:25:58,326 --> 00:26:02,789
12 goes into 28 twice,
so that's 24.
341
00:26:04,833 --> 00:26:10,130
36, so, uh -- 41 is 36 is 4,
bringing down the 9.
342
00:26:10,172 --> 00:26:12,716
12 goes into 49 --
12... 2 --
343
00:26:12,799 --> 00:26:16,678
It's 234,
with a remainder of 1.
344
00:26:16,761 --> 00:26:18,680
Right.
345
00:26:20,015 --> 00:26:21,933
You want me
to do another one?
346
00:26:22,017 --> 00:26:24,311
More than anything
in the world.
347
00:26:24,352 --> 00:26:26,688
Okay.
348
00:26:26,772 --> 00:26:29,024
Okay, um --
349
00:26:32,694 --> 00:26:36,990
Uh, 8,922 times...
350
00:26:37,032 --> 00:26:38,533
18.
351
00:26:44,039 --> 00:26:46,666
Okay.
352
00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:51,713
All right, uh,
8 times 2 is 16,
353
00:26:51,755 --> 00:26:54,841
so, uh,
354
00:26:54,925 --> 00:26:56,885
carry the 1 --
355
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:07,562
Okay, 8 times 2 is 16,
plus 1 is 17,
356
00:27:07,604 --> 00:27:10,190
so 7, carry the 1.
357
00:27:10,273 --> 00:27:15,946
Um, 8 times 9 is 72,
so that's 2 --
358
00:27:16,029 --> 00:27:19,449
Carry the 7.
8 times 8.
359
00:27:19,533 --> 00:27:22,536
Carry the 1, so, um --
360
00:27:23,745 --> 00:27:26,832
Okay, so 18 --
361
00:27:26,915 --> 00:27:28,834
8 times 7 --
362
00:27:28,917 --> 00:27:32,754
No, 8 times 9 is 72,
363
00:27:32,838 --> 00:27:35,090
plus --
364
00:27:35,173 --> 00:27:38,760
Wait, 64.
365
00:27:47,436 --> 00:27:51,398
Um, okay, so 8,
carry the 7,
366
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:54,818
is, um,
367
00:27:54,901 --> 00:27:56,820
seventy --
368
00:27:56,903 --> 00:28:00,323
64 plus 7, uh --
369
00:28:45,660 --> 00:28:48,872
I get to change my mind
at any point?
370
00:28:48,955 --> 00:28:50,874
Of course.
371
00:29:05,096 --> 00:29:10,685
You know, I'll be 21 in a few months,
but people still treat me like I'm 12.
372
00:29:10,769 --> 00:29:12,687
Why am I like this?
373
00:29:14,272 --> 00:29:17,818
So many embarrassing things
have happened to me.
374
00:29:17,901 --> 00:29:20,362
Sometimes I lie awake
at night...
375
00:29:20,403 --> 00:29:22,864
and feel pinned to the bed
with shame.
376
00:29:22,906 --> 00:29:26,159
I feel like I've failed publicly
so many times.
377
00:29:26,243 --> 00:29:28,203
And I know it's
gonna happen again.
378
00:29:28,245 --> 00:29:30,205
I just don't know when.
379
00:29:30,247 --> 00:29:33,708
I live in suspense of the next time
I humiliate myself.
380
00:29:33,750 --> 00:29:37,212
Those are precisely the conditions
required for becoming an artist.
381
00:29:37,254 --> 00:29:39,673
You're gonna do
great things, Harper.
382
00:29:41,925 --> 00:29:44,177
How can you say that?
383
00:29:45,387 --> 00:29:47,347
Based on what?
384
00:29:47,389 --> 00:29:49,349
I know about these things.
385
00:29:50,892 --> 00:29:53,854
I'll clear out
the back corner of the loft...
386
00:29:53,895 --> 00:29:55,856
to make you
a work space.
387
00:29:55,897 --> 00:29:57,858
You'll start
tomorrow.
388
00:30:15,667 --> 00:30:19,921
Do you think you could move
that lamp for me?
Throw a little shadow on his face.
389
00:30:22,507 --> 00:30:24,468
You're really good
at that.
390
00:30:24,551 --> 00:30:26,720
Really?
391
00:30:29,723 --> 00:30:33,101
Don't worry.
For a few seconds there it was perfect.
392
00:30:37,147 --> 00:30:39,107
Patty.
393
00:30:39,149 --> 00:30:43,111
You really have room for her with
all those roommates at your place?
394
00:30:43,153 --> 00:30:46,239
Actually, one of my roommates
just moved out, so...
395
00:30:46,323 --> 00:30:49,493
it's really unbelievably convenient,
um, the way it all worked out.
396
00:30:49,576 --> 00:30:51,495
- Bye. Bye, Dad.
- A-All right.
397
00:30:51,578 --> 00:30:54,498
So, um, Harper's really
doing us all a big favor.
398
00:30:54,581 --> 00:30:56,708
- See you later, Mrs. Sloane.
- Bye, Mom.
399
00:31:15,685 --> 00:31:18,939
400
00:31:18,980 --> 00:31:23,610
the heart feels
401
00:31:23,652 --> 00:31:28,490
forever
402
00:31:28,573 --> 00:31:33,161
403
00:31:33,245 --> 00:31:38,458
are dreams of sun and roses
404
00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:41,962
a carnival of song
405
00:31:42,045 --> 00:31:44,506
- Much more detail than that.
-
406
00:31:44,548 --> 00:31:47,217
-
- You've gotta read them both.
407
00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:51,805
- If you're gonna explore jazz,
you'll need some history of it.
-
408
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:33,346
are dreams of sun and roses
409
00:32:33,430 --> 00:32:38,101
a carnival of song
410
00:32:38,185 --> 00:32:42,898
the dark of sorrow closes
411
00:32:42,981 --> 00:32:46,777
when you came along
412
00:33:11,551 --> 00:33:13,470
Hello?
413
00:33:15,388 --> 00:33:17,307
Where are you?
414
00:33:18,683 --> 00:33:20,268
Where?
415
00:33:23,355 --> 00:33:25,774
They're in here.
416
00:33:25,857 --> 00:33:28,276
Hey, Zack,
say hi to Harper.
417
00:33:31,196 --> 00:33:33,615
- Maybe later.
- God, what's he on?
418
00:33:33,698 --> 00:33:35,617
Nothing.
That's alcohol detox.
419
00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:38,620
That's what happens
when he doesn't have a drink.
420
00:33:38,703 --> 00:33:42,040
- How long is he gonna be like this?
- Another day or two.
421
00:33:42,124 --> 00:33:44,042
Got any mercy
in here?
422
00:33:44,126 --> 00:33:47,546
- I'll go ask the doctor
about an alcohol drip.
423
00:33:50,632 --> 00:33:54,052
You know, pal, this is why
you should never stop drinking.
424
00:33:56,138 --> 00:33:59,099
Take it easy, buddy.
You're doing great.
425
00:33:59,182 --> 00:34:01,143
I'm going for a smoke.
426
00:34:01,184 --> 00:34:03,145
- Here's your camera.
- You keep it.
427
00:34:03,186 --> 00:34:05,147
Document it for him.
428
00:34:05,188 --> 00:34:07,149
- What?
- Take some pictures.
429
00:34:07,190 --> 00:34:10,652
When he wakes up, show him what
he suffered through. He loves that.
430
00:34:10,694 --> 00:34:13,655
- Y-You must be joking.
- I'll be outside in the car.
431
00:34:15,699 --> 00:34:18,952
Dr. Morris
to Recovery. Dr. Morris to Recovery.
432
00:34:48,398 --> 00:34:50,150
Ohh!
433
00:34:51,485 --> 00:34:53,570
- Ohh!
- Ohh.
434
00:35:00,869 --> 00:35:02,829
How'd you do?
435
00:35:07,793 --> 00:35:09,711
Not even one?
436
00:35:09,795 --> 00:35:12,714
- Why did you do that to me?
- I told you you were gonna have to work.
437
00:35:12,798 --> 00:35:17,219
He pissed all over me.
How am I supposed to take a photograph
when he's pissing all over me?
438
00:35:17,302 --> 00:35:20,222
How am I gonna know
when that looks right?
439
00:35:20,305 --> 00:35:23,225
You don't take a picture
when it looks right.
440
00:35:23,308 --> 00:35:26,311
You take a picture when it hurts so bad
you can't stand it anymore.
441
00:35:26,394 --> 00:35:28,188
Well, I can't do it.
442
00:35:28,230 --> 00:35:30,816
It's work, Harper.
It's work.
443
00:35:30,899 --> 00:35:34,319
It's not the fuckin' flower show
at theJunior League.
444
00:35:35,487 --> 00:35:38,406
You're so mad.
445
00:35:40,992 --> 00:35:44,287
Can't I do
something else?
446
00:35:44,371 --> 00:35:46,331
Something I'm good at?
447
00:35:49,084 --> 00:35:52,003
Like what?
448
00:36:17,195 --> 00:36:19,114
Come on, baby.
449
00:36:19,197 --> 00:36:23,118
I'll take you home,
put you in a nice, hot shower,
450
00:36:23,201 --> 00:36:25,579
make you a bowl of soup,
hmm?
451
00:36:25,662 --> 00:36:28,915
Come on.
You've got Zack's piss in your hair.
452
00:36:28,957 --> 00:36:30,917
Good!
453
00:36:32,210 --> 00:36:35,130
Please, Guinevere.
Don't make me carry you.
454
00:36:39,718 --> 00:36:42,137
Don't!
455
00:36:42,220 --> 00:36:45,140
- Come on.
- Stop it. Put me down.
456
00:36:58,236 --> 00:37:00,781
Don't photograph me.
457
00:37:00,864 --> 00:37:03,825
I'm not. I'm shooting
the back of the chair.
458
00:37:03,867 --> 00:37:05,660
Why would you do that?
459
00:37:05,744 --> 00:37:07,496
'Cause you're in it.
460
00:37:07,579 --> 00:37:09,498
I said
don't photograph me.
461
00:37:09,581 --> 00:37:12,000
How about just
a part of you?
462
00:37:12,083 --> 00:37:14,127
An ear?
An elbow?
463
00:37:15,253 --> 00:37:17,214
Finger?
464
00:37:19,424 --> 00:37:21,343
Oh, Guinevere.
465
00:37:21,426 --> 00:37:25,847
I would gladly crawl on my hands and
knees over a desert of broken glass...
466
00:37:25,931 --> 00:37:30,060
before I'd do anything
to make you feel bad again.
467
00:37:30,143 --> 00:37:32,562
You know that,
don't you?
468
00:37:57,212 --> 00:38:00,340
Harper! You slut!
469
00:38:00,423 --> 00:38:05,428
When this gets out,
your status is gonna be huge.
470
00:38:07,097 --> 00:38:09,516
How does it work
when he takes them?
471
00:38:09,599 --> 00:38:12,727
- Does he make you drink wine
and listen to bad disco?
- No.
472
00:38:12,811 --> 00:38:14,229
- Is that erotic?
- No.
473
00:38:14,312 --> 00:38:15,814
You freak.
474
00:38:15,897 --> 00:38:19,192
- You know, this is standard
photographic subject matter.
- Mm-hmm.
475
00:38:19,276 --> 00:38:22,821
Well,you know, Patty, I stepped
in front of that background...
476
00:38:22,904 --> 00:38:24,948
and I took off my shirt...
477
00:38:25,031 --> 00:38:29,119
and he whipped out his camera and took
eight rolls of film of my tits!
478
00:38:29,202 --> 00:38:31,872
Get down!
479
00:38:37,085 --> 00:38:40,714
- But you know what?
- What?
480
00:38:40,755 --> 00:38:42,549
No, they're nice.
481
00:38:43,925 --> 00:38:45,552
Really?
482
00:38:46,636 --> 00:38:48,889
Yeah.
They're sort of beautiful.
483
00:38:50,265 --> 00:38:52,893
Are they all like this?
484
00:38:52,934 --> 00:38:56,104
Did you put little hats on or anything?
Ooh, shit. Sorry.
485
00:38:56,188 --> 00:38:59,399
- It's not in here.
- Oh, God. Breast fest.
486
00:39:01,526 --> 00:39:04,529
Um, Harper?
487
00:39:10,786 --> 00:39:13,413
- Those aren't mine.
- Wait a minute.
488
00:39:14,915 --> 00:39:17,501
Maybe they are.
489
00:39:19,795 --> 00:39:21,505
- No.
- No.
490
00:39:21,588 --> 00:39:23,507
No, they're not.
491
00:39:32,015 --> 00:39:34,810
Are these yours?
492
00:39:38,897 --> 00:39:41,108
No.
493
00:39:41,149 --> 00:39:43,276
I believe
those areJessica's.
494
00:39:44,653 --> 00:39:48,073
I keep mine in a box
in the studio.
495
00:39:48,156 --> 00:39:51,118
I want to see your form, baby.
496
00:39:51,159 --> 00:39:53,537
Oh, God. No.
That's not funny.
497
00:39:54,704 --> 00:39:58,583
I'm sorry. You're right.
It's not funny.
498
00:39:59,876 --> 00:40:01,878
It's a fuckin' tragedy, baby.
499
00:40:01,962 --> 00:40:03,880
Oh, my God.
500
00:40:07,801 --> 00:40:09,719
How old are you,
anyway?
501
00:40:11,096 --> 00:40:13,431
I'll be 21
in a couple of weeks.
502
00:40:13,515 --> 00:40:15,434
Twenty-one.
503
00:40:17,144 --> 00:40:19,062
He's shameless.
504
00:40:21,606 --> 00:40:24,901
So, uh, what, may I ask,
are you studying?
505
00:40:24,985 --> 00:40:27,737
I'm not.
I just got my B.A.
506
00:40:27,821 --> 00:40:31,741
No, I mean at the Cornelius Fitzpatrick
School for Young Ladies.
507
00:40:31,825 --> 00:40:34,995
What? Painting, sculpture,
photography, what?
508
00:40:35,078 --> 00:40:37,581
- Photography.
- Really?
509
00:40:37,664 --> 00:40:40,750
That's what I started with. Then I moved
into painting in my second year.
510
00:40:40,834 --> 00:40:42,752
Oh.
511
00:40:42,836 --> 00:40:46,423
- How long ago did you --
- What, graduate?
512
00:40:46,506 --> 00:40:49,718
About seven years ago.
513
00:40:49,801 --> 00:40:52,387
- -
514
00:40:54,890 --> 00:40:57,225
Aw, come on,
Harper.
515
00:40:57,309 --> 00:41:00,312
Only the most promising
are chosen.
516
00:41:00,395 --> 00:41:03,815
Or the most pathetically fucked-up.
I can't really decide which one.
517
00:41:03,899 --> 00:41:06,234
Yeah, no,
it's definitely the latter.
518
00:41:11,198 --> 00:41:13,116
The reading
can be overwhelming...
519
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,118
and the lectures
are definitely long,
520
00:41:15,202 --> 00:41:18,705
but it's pretty intoxicating
being the center of all that attention.
521
00:41:20,457 --> 00:41:22,876
Is he taking money
from you yet?
522
00:41:22,959 --> 00:41:26,546
- No.
- No episodes in which you're
the ruling class enemy?
523
00:41:26,630 --> 00:41:29,049
- No.
- Well, then, you're fine.
524
00:41:29,132 --> 00:41:32,761
W-What are you talking about?
What are you saying?
525
00:41:32,844 --> 00:41:36,264
You know, I really should shut up.
He's gonna be so mad at me.
526
00:41:36,348 --> 00:41:40,894
Okay, you know -- Sorry. I actually have
to get somewhere where I can throw up.
527
00:41:40,977 --> 00:41:44,564
- Hey, Harper, I understand
why you're with him.
- That's a relief.
528
00:41:48,110 --> 00:41:50,237
Hey, Guinevere.
529
00:41:51,905 --> 00:41:55,575
He's gonna try to get
a five-year commitment out of you.
530
00:41:55,659 --> 00:41:58,912
I never met anyone
who made it more than three.
531
00:42:12,801 --> 00:42:14,845
I don't think you should go.
532
00:42:16,096 --> 00:42:18,014
Hey.
533
00:42:18,098 --> 00:42:20,016
- Hey!
- What?
534
00:42:20,100 --> 00:42:22,018
I don't think
you should go.
535
00:42:22,102 --> 00:42:24,062
Why not?
536
00:42:24,146 --> 00:42:26,273
You're not ready yet.
537
00:42:26,314 --> 00:42:28,275
Yeah?
538
00:42:28,316 --> 00:42:30,277
I feel ready.
539
00:42:32,279 --> 00:42:34,698
You know what else I feel?
540
00:42:37,659 --> 00:42:41,621
I feel stupid.
I feel really, really stupid!
541
00:42:41,705 --> 00:42:44,082
Harper, listen to me,
would you?
542
00:42:45,167 --> 00:42:48,253
Harper,
please listen.
543
00:42:48,336 --> 00:42:50,922
Billie wanted to be an artist.
I tried to help her for a while.
544
00:42:51,006 --> 00:42:53,967
But it turned out she wasn't
serious about her painting.
545
00:42:54,009 --> 00:42:57,012
- She was distracted by commerce.-
546
00:42:58,096 --> 00:43:00,932
- You saw her stuff.
547
00:43:01,016 --> 00:43:04,686
How many of us have there been,
just out of interest?
548
00:43:04,770 --> 00:43:07,022
Don't tell me
you believe what she said.
549
00:43:07,105 --> 00:43:09,024
How many of us Guineveres
have there been?
550
00:43:09,107 --> 00:43:11,276
I don't understand
why you're so upset.
551
00:43:11,359 --> 00:43:14,321
Maybe I called her Guinevere.
I don't even remember.
552
00:43:14,404 --> 00:43:17,908
People call each other
"sweetie pie," and it's not
considered private property.
553
00:43:17,991 --> 00:43:20,952
You'll never
call me that again.
554
00:43:21,036 --> 00:43:24,206
Okay. Okay.
555
00:43:24,289 --> 00:43:27,542
The word will never
cross my lips again.
556
00:43:27,626 --> 00:43:30,045
Don't. I'm going!
You understand that?
557
00:43:34,174 --> 00:43:36,343
Harper, come on.
558
00:43:36,384 --> 00:43:39,805
- Why do you really think
Billie said all those things?
- She was warning me.
559
00:43:39,888 --> 00:43:42,140
No, she feels threatened
by you.
560
00:43:42,224 --> 00:43:45,811
- She's being competitive.
- She's competitive with me --
I believe that.
561
00:43:45,894 --> 00:43:49,147
What's not to believe? That she never
had ten percent of your talent?
562
00:43:49,231 --> 00:43:52,859
That I never loved her?
That I want to marry you?
563
00:43:52,901 --> 00:43:54,861
What did you say?
564
00:43:54,903 --> 00:43:58,031
Don't worry. I'm not asking you.
I know what you'd say.
565
00:43:59,950 --> 00:44:04,204
Harper, I'm not a fool. I look down the
road, and I see you with somebody else.
566
00:44:04,246 --> 00:44:08,542
But I also see you as an artist, and
it would be such a fuckin' tragedy...
567
00:44:08,583 --> 00:44:11,878
if you let something like this
take you off your path.
568
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:15,257
Don't walk away
from yourself, Harper.
569
00:44:15,340 --> 00:44:17,384
You've got talent.
570
00:44:17,467 --> 00:44:19,469
How can you say that?
571
00:44:19,553 --> 00:44:22,389
- I haven't taken a single photograph.
- But you will.
572
00:44:22,430 --> 00:44:26,059
- Maybe I never will.
- Give yourself a chance.
Give yourself some time.
573
00:44:29,771 --> 00:44:31,773
With you.
574
00:44:31,815 --> 00:44:34,359
I'm not asking you
to stay forever.
575
00:44:34,443 --> 00:44:37,362
I'm not asking for
the rest of your life.
576
00:44:38,530 --> 00:44:41,032
How long
are you asking for?
577
00:44:43,702 --> 00:44:45,620
Five years.
578
00:44:47,289 --> 00:44:49,749
It's not time
for you to go, Harper.
579
00:44:49,791 --> 00:44:52,878
When it's time,
you'll know.
580
00:44:52,961 --> 00:44:54,880
We both will.
581
00:44:56,798 --> 00:44:59,593
I can't.
582
00:44:59,634 --> 00:45:03,430
Come on. Get out.
Go on. Get out. Go home.
583
00:45:03,513 --> 00:45:08,101
Go on back to your big house with your
servants and your mother's social club.
584
00:45:08,185 --> 00:45:11,480
Here, take your cowardly ass
and get out of here!
585
00:45:52,020 --> 00:45:56,358
So I argued that
it has limited protectability
as an intellectual property.
586
00:45:56,441 --> 00:45:58,735
Good argument. What did they say?
- Thanks, Gary.
587
00:45:58,819 --> 00:46:01,822
That the international
copyright hasn't expired yet.
588
00:46:01,905 --> 00:46:05,367
But I'm going
to blow them away.
589
00:46:05,450 --> 00:46:07,452
There's no birthday cake.
590
00:46:07,536 --> 00:46:09,830
I asked your father
to pick it up on the way home,
591
00:46:09,913 --> 00:46:13,834
but by the time he got
to the bakery, it was closed.
592
00:46:13,875 --> 00:46:16,545
It's okay. I'm stuffed.
593
00:46:16,628 --> 00:46:20,006
I asked the restaurant to send one over,
but what are you gonna do?
594
00:46:20,048 --> 00:46:23,844
They're Chinese. They're too busy
blowing up ducks to bake anything.
595
00:46:23,885 --> 00:46:26,763
So it's fortune cookies
for everybody.
596
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:31,643
Come on, everybody.
597
00:46:31,726 --> 00:46:33,854
Take a cookie.
598
00:46:36,731 --> 00:46:40,652
Last week at the firm,
a couple of women did this.
599
00:46:40,735 --> 00:46:44,948
After you read your fortune out loud,
add the words "in bed"to the end of it.
600
00:46:45,031 --> 00:46:48,827
You'll see. It's funny.
601
00:46:53,165 --> 00:46:56,835
Gary.
You're a daredevil.
602
00:46:56,918 --> 00:46:59,129
Come on.
Read yours out loud.
603
00:46:59,212 --> 00:47:02,632
And, uh, add the words
"in bed"at the end of it.
604
00:47:02,716 --> 00:47:05,552
Go on. Go on.
605
00:47:05,594 --> 00:47:08,889
Um, "You will soon experience...
606
00:47:08,972 --> 00:47:12,017
changes for the better"...
in bed.
607
00:47:12,100 --> 00:47:14,311
See, that's funny.
608
00:47:16,104 --> 00:47:18,982
Susan, I bet you're glad
to hear that one.
609
00:47:19,065 --> 00:47:21,401
All right.
I'm gonna read mine.
610
00:47:21,443 --> 00:47:23,862
Everybody listening?
611
00:47:26,615 --> 00:47:30,243
"A friendly conversation
removes seeming hindrances"...
612
00:47:30,327 --> 00:47:32,746
in bed.
613
00:47:32,788 --> 00:47:35,749
Darling, now there's something
we haven't tried yet.
614
00:47:35,832 --> 00:47:37,959
A friendly conversation.
615
00:47:39,294 --> 00:47:41,254
Go on, Alan.
616
00:47:41,296 --> 00:47:43,173
Read yours.
617
00:47:48,386 --> 00:47:51,890
"Good character guards
against temptation"...
618
00:47:51,973 --> 00:47:53,934
in bed.
619
00:47:56,311 --> 00:47:58,939
Oh, so that's been
your problem, darling.
620
00:47:58,980 --> 00:48:02,150
Your sterling character.
621
00:48:02,234 --> 00:48:05,237
This is childish
and ridiculous.
622
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:08,657
- We're just having a little fun.
- No.
623
00:48:08,740 --> 00:48:12,285
You are totally
out of control, as usual.
624
00:48:13,954 --> 00:48:16,832
- You're gonna let her
talk to me that way?
- Don't drag him into this.
625
00:48:16,915 --> 00:48:19,334
- Listen to you.
Listen to you defend him.
- All right. Enough.
626
00:48:19,417 --> 00:48:21,503
It has nothing to do with him. It's you.
627
00:48:21,586 --> 00:48:23,505
Oh, I see.
How about you, Alan?
628
00:48:23,588 --> 00:48:25,841
- Do you have something
to say about it?
- Deborah!
629
00:48:25,924 --> 00:48:29,803
"You will soon take a giant
12-inch cock up your ass"...
630
00:48:31,847 --> 00:48:33,807
in bed.
631
00:48:39,771 --> 00:48:42,858
I don't know.
Somehow --
632
00:48:42,941 --> 00:48:46,528
It didn't
make mine any funnier.
633
00:48:46,611 --> 00:48:48,530
Hmm.
634
00:48:53,034 --> 00:48:54,953
Fuck this family.
635
00:49:04,504 --> 00:49:06,423
Gary.
636
00:49:08,967 --> 00:49:10,886
Just pick it up.
637
00:50:04,606 --> 00:50:07,567
Happy birthday, baby.
I couldn't stay away.
638
00:50:14,908 --> 00:50:17,577
I missed you so much.
639
00:50:17,619 --> 00:50:21,414
Come on, baby.
I have a surprise for you.
640
00:50:26,253 --> 00:50:29,339
Hold it. One more person goes up there,
and we're shuttin' it down.
641
00:50:29,422 --> 00:50:32,634
- I live here.
- Let's see some proof.
642
00:50:32,717 --> 00:50:35,220
Officer, I don't carry
I.D. with me.
643
00:50:35,303 --> 00:50:39,099
What is this,
a fascist police state?
644
00:50:39,141 --> 00:50:41,226
What?
645
00:50:41,309 --> 00:50:43,812
Now you're gonna mace us,
you pigs?
646
00:50:43,895 --> 00:50:45,939
Fine. Thanks very much.
We're going. We're going.
647
00:50:49,401 --> 00:50:51,445
Come on.
648
00:50:52,779 --> 00:50:56,158
- What's going on up there?
- Your surprise party.
649
00:50:56,241 --> 00:50:59,035
That's Patty.
Patty!
650
00:50:59,119 --> 00:51:01,037
Patty!
651
00:51:02,247 --> 00:51:05,208
Patty!
652
00:51:05,292 --> 00:51:09,671
- What are you guys doing down there?
- Send down the fire escape.
653
00:51:09,754 --> 00:51:12,674
654
00:51:37,365 --> 00:51:41,328
I'm totally wasted, and I don't know
anybody. You should have been here.
655
00:51:41,411 --> 00:51:44,998
Harper, happy birthday!
656
00:51:45,081 --> 00:51:49,002
Connie, there's some irate Maoists
waiting in the bathroom...
657
00:51:49,044 --> 00:51:52,339
ready to throw away their little red
books if they don't get to piss soon.
658
00:51:52,380 --> 00:51:55,008
- I'll go see.
- Patty, look at me.
659
00:51:57,886 --> 00:51:59,846
Oh, off.
660
00:51:59,888 --> 00:52:01,389
No! Oh -- Ow!
661
00:52:01,473 --> 00:52:03,850
- Patty!
- Oh!
662
00:52:11,191 --> 00:52:13,860
Oh, no. See, you don't
even understand this shit, man.
663
00:52:13,944 --> 00:52:15,862
This is gonna
change the future.
664
00:52:15,946 --> 00:52:18,698
Not everybody's future.
This is a rich man's technology.
665
00:52:18,782 --> 00:52:21,034
- You're a technophobe.
- And you're also a stubborn bastard.
666
00:52:21,118 --> 00:52:25,038
I'm not stubborn, I'm right.
Harper, am I stubborn, or am I right?
667
00:52:25,122 --> 00:52:27,374
- You're right.
- Oh, great. Yeah, that's great.
668
00:52:27,415 --> 00:52:30,377
669
00:53:02,659 --> 00:53:07,914
670
00:53:07,998 --> 00:53:11,710
to celebrate
671
00:53:11,793 --> 00:53:14,671
672
00:53:20,635 --> 00:53:23,722
673
00:53:23,805 --> 00:53:25,932
674
00:53:26,016 --> 00:53:28,810
- Go, girl! Happy birthday.-
675
00:53:30,645 --> 00:53:34,232
Holy fucking shit.
676
00:54:22,906 --> 00:54:24,950
Did you have
a good time?
677
00:54:28,036 --> 00:54:30,956
It was the best party
of my life.
678
00:54:43,593 --> 00:54:45,512
Come over here.
679
00:55:11,413 --> 00:55:14,040
I told you
it wasn't time.
680
00:55:14,124 --> 00:55:16,042
Thank God you're back.
681
00:55:16,126 --> 00:55:18,044
Thank God.
682
00:55:22,299 --> 00:55:24,217
My good girl.
683
00:55:25,969 --> 00:55:27,888
Your what?
684
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:33,560
Who's my good girl,
hmm?
685
00:55:37,856 --> 00:55:39,775
Me.
686
00:56:32,744 --> 00:56:36,998
Okay. Do me a favor.
Don't mess with the focus.
687
00:56:40,961 --> 00:56:44,256
- What are you doing?
- Just this.
688
00:56:45,382 --> 00:56:47,300
You're good at that.
689
00:56:49,302 --> 00:56:51,763
- Careful.-
690
00:56:51,847 --> 00:56:55,016
- Here we go.
- I'm making you dinner.
691
00:56:55,100 --> 00:56:57,352
Forget the dinner.
I'm not hungry.
692
00:57:00,772 --> 00:57:03,275
No, no, no, no!
Wait a minute. No, no, don't look.
693
00:57:03,358 --> 00:57:06,278
- You can't look yet.
- I didn't know we could go up here.
694
00:57:06,361 --> 00:57:08,488
You can go anywhere.
You know that.
695
00:57:08,530 --> 00:57:11,032
- Remember that. It's important.
- Okay.
696
00:57:11,116 --> 00:57:14,703
- I'm ready to look now.
- No, no. Wait, wait. Wait.
697
00:57:14,786 --> 00:57:17,038
- Okay, ready?
- I'm ready.
698
00:57:18,999 --> 00:57:21,668
Ta-da!
699
00:57:21,710 --> 00:57:24,296
You like it?
700
00:57:24,379 --> 00:57:27,007
I wanted to give you
a welcome home present.
701
00:57:27,090 --> 00:57:29,009
This is it.
702
00:57:30,719 --> 00:57:33,680
There's a chair up there
where you can sit and read,
703
00:57:33,722 --> 00:57:37,309
or study, or write in your journal,
or just sit and think.
704
00:57:37,392 --> 00:57:39,311
You're insane.
705
00:57:39,394 --> 00:57:43,815
- And there's a lamp there,
in case you need more light.
- More light?
706
00:57:43,857 --> 00:57:47,944
And there's an all-weather umbrella,
only don't put it up when it's windy.
707
00:57:48,028 --> 00:57:50,864
That's the only caveat
I have. Do you like it?
708
00:57:50,906 --> 00:57:53,533
- You're crazy.
- Yeah, but do you like it?
709
00:57:53,617 --> 00:57:56,161
- I love it.
- It's brilliant!
710
00:57:56,203 --> 00:57:58,830
I don't know why I didn't
think of it before!
711
00:57:58,872 --> 00:58:01,291
We could take over
the whole roof.
712
00:58:01,374 --> 00:58:05,921
- Won't the landlords be mad?
- The who?
713
00:58:06,004 --> 00:58:08,548
- The landlords!
- Nah!
714
00:58:08,632 --> 00:58:13,303
Over there could be the dance floor,
here the stage.
715
00:58:13,386 --> 00:58:16,473
A thousand people
can listen to jazz...
716
00:58:16,556 --> 00:58:19,476
under the stars!
717
00:58:19,559 --> 00:58:23,396
I claim this roof for...
718
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:25,482
Queen Guinevere!
719
00:58:25,565 --> 00:58:27,484
You're crazy!
720
00:58:27,567 --> 00:58:30,070
Yeah, but it works.
721
00:58:43,125 --> 00:58:46,086
- Harper?
- Yeah?
722
00:58:46,169 --> 00:58:48,088
Your mom's here.
723
00:58:52,884 --> 00:58:54,803
Sh --
724
00:59:01,435 --> 00:59:04,646
- She's getting dressed.
- Oh, good.
725
00:59:06,022 --> 00:59:09,985
- Can I take your coat?
- No, I don't think so.
726
00:59:12,946 --> 00:59:15,782
Now that I look at you,
I really don't know how you pull it off.
727
00:59:15,866 --> 00:59:18,743
But then I'm more superficial
than Harper.
728
00:59:18,827 --> 00:59:21,121
Looks have always
been important to me.
729
00:59:21,163 --> 00:59:23,206
You don't like me
very much, do you?
730
00:59:23,290 --> 00:59:26,251
You're older than I am,
and you're fucking my daughter.
What's to like? May I?
731
00:59:26,293 --> 00:59:28,462
Sure. Help yourself.
732
00:59:46,688 --> 00:59:51,610
Mom, hi. You okay?
Is everything -- everything's okay?
733
00:59:51,693 --> 00:59:53,612
Yeah.
734
00:59:56,907 --> 00:59:59,451
I dropped by Patty's place
and caught her without a lie ready...
735
00:59:59,534 --> 01:00:01,787
about why none
of your things were there.
736
01:00:03,455 --> 01:00:06,458
Don't be angry at Patty.
I dragged it out of her.
737
01:00:09,169 --> 01:00:13,715
So... this is how you've been living
these last months.
738
01:00:13,799 --> 01:00:18,136
This is so, uh...
interesting.
739
01:00:18,178 --> 01:00:21,807
Why don't we go somewhere and, uh,
talk about this in a friendly way?
740
01:00:21,890 --> 01:00:24,893
Th-There's this place that we
really like. We could take you there.
741
01:00:24,976 --> 01:00:26,895
No. No.
742
01:00:28,438 --> 01:00:31,316
No, this isn't going to be
one of those feel-good situations.
743
01:00:31,358 --> 01:00:35,862
I've seen enough. I'm gonna go home
and break the news to your father.
744
01:00:35,946 --> 01:00:39,449
I mean, who knows?
Perhaps he won't even mind.
745
01:00:39,533 --> 01:00:42,577
It's our other daughter
he's obsessed with.
746
01:00:42,661 --> 01:00:46,581
Oh, before I go, I would
really like to ask you a question.
747
01:00:46,665 --> 01:00:50,877
And I-I can't tell you how valuable
an honest response would be to me.
748
01:00:50,961 --> 01:00:52,879
She's starting.
749
01:00:52,963 --> 01:00:56,883
I have my own theories about this, but
I really would love to hear it from you.
750
01:00:56,967 --> 01:00:59,344
Ask away.
751
01:01:03,390 --> 01:01:06,518
- What do you have against
women your own age?
- Mom, please don't.
752
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:09,479
Shut up, Harper.
Look, I'm smiling.
753
01:01:09,563 --> 01:01:12,732
I promise your answer
won't hurt my feelings.
754
01:01:12,816 --> 01:01:16,611
- I don't have anything
against women my own age.
- Sure you do.
755
01:01:16,695 --> 01:01:19,448
I tell you what --
I'll tell you my theory,
756
01:01:19,531 --> 01:01:22,033
and you just
jump in any time.
757
01:01:22,075 --> 01:01:23,994
All right?
758
01:01:29,541 --> 01:01:31,334
Oh, you can sit.
759
01:01:36,256 --> 01:01:39,301
For starters,
I don't really think...
760
01:01:39,384 --> 01:01:42,512
that your young girl predilection
has much to do...
761
01:01:42,596 --> 01:01:44,514
with their firm,
young flesh.
762
01:01:44,598 --> 01:01:47,642
I mean, when someone like you
is out with someone like Harper,
763
01:01:47,726 --> 01:01:51,897
you must invite all kinds
of comparison and ridicule,
764
01:01:51,980 --> 01:01:54,149
which can't be much fun...
765
01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:57,819
for either of you.
766
01:01:57,903 --> 01:02:00,447
Right, honey?
767
01:02:02,991 --> 01:02:05,702
So then, what is...
768
01:02:05,786 --> 01:02:08,997
a man of, uh, your age...
769
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:11,500
doing with
my 21-year-old daughter?
770
01:02:13,293 --> 01:02:17,464
It'd be easy enough to say you're afraid
of mature women, but that's so glib.
771
01:02:17,547 --> 01:02:20,091
Afraid of what,
exactly?
772
01:02:20,175 --> 01:02:22,344
So I kept thinking.
773
01:02:25,263 --> 01:02:27,182
And then it hit me.
774
01:02:29,518 --> 01:02:32,979
I know exactly what she has
that I haven't got.
775
01:02:38,110 --> 01:02:40,028
Awe.
776
01:02:45,117 --> 01:02:47,619
That's it, isn't it?
777
01:02:49,704 --> 01:02:52,791
I mean, no real woman --
778
01:02:52,833 --> 01:02:56,211
no woman of experience
would ever stand in front of you...
779
01:02:56,294 --> 01:02:58,713
with awe in her eyes...
780
01:02:58,797 --> 01:03:03,510
and say,
"Wow, look at that man.
781
01:03:03,552 --> 01:03:07,013
Look at that bohemian
wedding photographer...
782
01:03:07,055 --> 01:03:10,851
with holes in his jeans.
783
01:03:10,934 --> 01:03:13,603
Gosh, isn't he something?"
784
01:03:16,356 --> 01:03:18,817
No.
785
01:03:20,152 --> 01:03:24,197
I mean, it takes
a naive girl for that.
786
01:03:25,282 --> 01:03:27,617
It takes Harper for that.
787
01:03:37,294 --> 01:03:39,546
So what do you think?
788
01:03:39,629 --> 01:03:41,548
Am I right?
789
01:03:43,216 --> 01:03:46,636
You're some woman,
Deborah.
790
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:49,264
Mrs. Sloane.
791
01:03:49,347 --> 01:03:51,266
I'm Mrs. Sloane.
792
01:04:03,028 --> 01:04:05,822
I know what
you're doing,
793
01:04:05,906 --> 01:04:07,991
and it makes me sick.
794
01:04:44,986 --> 01:04:46,947
Well...
795
01:04:48,281 --> 01:04:50,450
that was fun.
796
01:04:50,492 --> 01:04:54,579
Actually, I really didn't
enjoy myself all that much.
797
01:04:54,621 --> 01:04:59,084
- But I think you did, didn't you?
- What?
798
01:04:59,167 --> 01:05:02,754
The shocked way you acted
about your mom being here.
799
01:05:02,796 --> 01:05:05,590
It was very convincing.
800
01:05:05,632 --> 01:05:09,302
You really had me
going there.
801
01:05:09,386 --> 01:05:13,932
It took me a few minutes before
I realized that you'd put your
mother up to the whole thing.
802
01:05:13,974 --> 01:05:16,643
You know, it's amazing,
but...
803
01:05:16,726 --> 01:05:19,479
when you're in love,
even someone like me...
804
01:05:19,563 --> 01:05:22,649
can forget
the most basic truths.
805
01:05:22,732 --> 01:05:25,444
Everybody's just a product
of their environment.
806
01:05:25,485 --> 01:05:27,696
How could you be
any different...
807
01:05:27,779 --> 01:05:30,157
from the ruling class
you come from?
808
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:34,202
Of course,
you're a disingenuous, deceitful,
809
01:05:34,286 --> 01:05:38,081
untrustworthy, two-faced
piece of bourgeois trash.
810
01:05:38,165 --> 01:05:41,126
It's not your fault.
I don't blame you.
811
01:05:41,168 --> 01:05:43,920
But I never want
to see you again, okay?
812
01:05:44,004 --> 01:05:46,131
When I get back,
813
01:05:46,173 --> 01:05:48,175
I don't want you here.
814
01:05:48,258 --> 01:05:50,719
Connie.
815
01:06:46,566 --> 01:06:49,528
Couldn't you find
your suitcase?
816
01:06:50,987 --> 01:06:53,365
I didn't look
very hard.
817
01:07:23,895 --> 01:07:26,857
I'm so happy to see that
four years of reading Chaucer...
818
01:07:26,940 --> 01:07:29,693
has prepared you for this
glorious career in food service.
819
01:07:29,776 --> 01:07:33,196
Do not be a snob. There's nothing
wrong with honest work, Patty.
820
01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:35,198
You hate it.
821
01:07:35,282 --> 01:07:37,659
We've got back rent
to pay, all right?
822
01:07:37,742 --> 01:07:40,745
- So?
- So I'm doing this.
823
01:07:40,829 --> 01:07:44,416
- While he's doing what?
- Please don't join the ranks
of the disapproving.
824
01:07:44,499 --> 01:07:46,793
Well, I'm sorry.
I think it's weird.
825
01:07:46,877 --> 01:07:49,963
A 21-year-old woman
supporting a 90-year-old man.
826
01:07:50,046 --> 01:07:53,175
Okay, "A," he's not 90, and "B,"
look, I'm not supporting him.
827
01:07:53,258 --> 01:07:55,635
I'm temporarily carrying the burden.
You know what?
828
01:07:55,719 --> 01:07:58,513
It's sexist of you, and ageist, to
expect he should be doing everything...
829
01:07:58,597 --> 01:08:00,849
just because he's a man
and old.
830
01:08:00,932 --> 01:08:02,934
Why doesn't he photograph
weddings anymore?
831
01:08:02,976 --> 01:08:06,104
There's nothing wrong with
honest work, blah, blah, blah.
832
01:08:08,273 --> 01:08:10,734
I just want you
to be happy, Harper.
833
01:08:10,817 --> 01:08:13,069
I am happy, Patty.
834
01:08:13,153 --> 01:08:15,572
- He's really helping me.
- If you say so.
835
01:08:15,655 --> 01:08:19,117
Just stay open to it
if some cute guy shows up...
836
01:08:19,201 --> 01:08:23,038
- who wants to lick you all over.-
837
01:08:31,129 --> 01:08:33,799
- There you go. Enjoy.
- Thanks.
838
01:08:51,483 --> 01:08:54,152
Yeah,
I noticed them too.
839
01:08:54,194 --> 01:08:57,614
They haven't stopped watching us
since we sat down.
840
01:09:01,535 --> 01:09:06,164
- Sweet suffering Jesus.
- Okay, that's horrifying.
841
01:09:06,206 --> 01:09:08,792
- Nice you can laugh about it.
- Why?
842
01:09:08,875 --> 01:09:11,044
'Cause it bothers you.
I know it does.
843
01:09:11,128 --> 01:09:13,213
I know it's not easy
being with me.
844
01:09:13,296 --> 01:09:16,967
People are thinking whatever they think
about us. They don't understand.
845
01:09:17,050 --> 01:09:18,969
What's not
to understand?
846
01:09:19,052 --> 01:09:23,557
You're rich and powerful, and if I suck
your dick, you'll put me in your movie.
847
01:09:25,392 --> 01:09:27,978
Harper,
I know what I am.
848
01:09:28,061 --> 01:09:30,981
I know I'm not the youngest man
in the world or the wealthiest.
849
01:09:32,190 --> 01:09:35,485
I know I'm not
the most rational man.
850
01:09:35,569 --> 01:09:38,947
And believe it or not,
I know I'm not particularly gorgeous.
851
01:09:39,030 --> 01:09:43,493
But I have to believe I'm giving you
something, this is good for you.
852
01:09:44,703 --> 01:09:48,165
'Cause if it wasn't,
I couldn't stand it.
853
01:09:48,248 --> 01:09:51,960
You're the first person who's ever
believed in me even a little bit.
854
01:09:52,043 --> 01:09:53,962
Look at everything
I'm learning.
855
01:09:54,045 --> 01:09:58,091
- You're doing what you wanna do.
- Of course.
856
01:09:58,175 --> 01:10:00,594
You're here
of your own free will.
857
01:10:00,677 --> 01:10:03,430
You could leave
any time you wanted.
858
01:10:03,513 --> 01:10:05,765
Jesus.
859
01:10:05,849 --> 01:10:10,228
What's gotten into you?
Just put me in your movie and shut up.
860
01:10:12,773 --> 01:10:17,110
- Thanks.
- And you are particularly gorgeous.
861
01:10:19,529 --> 01:10:21,448
Thank you.
862
01:10:22,991 --> 01:10:27,287
And -- And I know
I can leave any time.
863
01:10:31,041 --> 01:10:32,959
Right.
864
01:10:34,377 --> 01:10:37,088
Like I was thinking...
865
01:10:38,381 --> 01:10:41,134
that maybe it would be good
if I started looking...
866
01:10:41,218 --> 01:10:43,929
for a place of my own
in a few months.
867
01:10:43,970 --> 01:10:46,473
Uh-huh.
868
01:10:46,556 --> 01:10:49,392
I mean,just something small,
close to your place.
869
01:10:49,476 --> 01:10:51,978
No big deal.
870
01:10:52,062 --> 01:10:54,523
- Are you upset?
- No.
871
01:10:54,606 --> 01:10:57,150
Just the first I've heard
of it, that's all.
872
01:10:57,234 --> 01:11:01,780
I mean, it's not like
we're breaking up or anything, right?
873
01:11:01,822 --> 01:11:06,660
- It's just a place
I can put all my stuff.
- You haven't got any stuff.
874
01:11:08,662 --> 01:11:11,331
I have stuff.
875
01:11:11,414 --> 01:11:13,333
Yeah.
876
01:11:15,001 --> 01:11:17,796
Of course.
Wh-Whatever you say.
877
01:11:19,297 --> 01:11:22,217
I just --
878
01:11:22,300 --> 01:11:25,220
I thought maybe we could look together.
We can find someplace we both like.
879
01:11:25,303 --> 01:11:27,973
Sure, sure.
880
01:11:28,014 --> 01:11:31,977
Look, I have some things to do.
I'll see you back at home.
881
01:11:32,018 --> 01:11:34,855
I thought we were going to Zack's place,
to the book party thing.
882
01:11:34,938 --> 01:11:37,607
- We're not going?
- You go.
883
01:11:37,691 --> 01:11:40,986
Connie, when I said a few months,
I didn't necessarily mean that.
884
01:11:41,027 --> 01:11:44,197
- It might be a year, or I don't know.
- Fine.
885
01:11:44,281 --> 01:11:46,825
Uh, what you say is fine.
886
01:11:48,368 --> 01:11:51,788
There's a review in here
of theJackson Pollack at the Whitney.
887
01:11:51,872 --> 01:11:55,125
I'll see you at home
later on.
888
01:12:17,230 --> 01:12:20,025
Hey, fuck you,
motherfucker.
889
01:12:44,090 --> 01:12:46,051
Connie?
890
01:13:07,322 --> 01:13:11,576
This is why you should
stop drinking, pal.
891
01:13:11,618 --> 01:13:13,578
Yeah.
892
01:13:20,669 --> 01:13:23,130
- I'll check on him again later.
- Okay.
893
01:13:23,171 --> 01:13:25,966
Thanks, Zack.
Bye.
894
01:13:31,763 --> 01:13:34,057
You know,
895
01:13:34,141 --> 01:13:38,603
I've been thinkin',
Harper.
896
01:13:38,687 --> 01:13:42,149
You've been unconscious.
897
01:13:42,190 --> 01:13:44,192
Yeah, I know, but...
898
01:13:44,276 --> 01:13:48,697
I was thinkin',
what we really need...
899
01:13:48,780 --> 01:13:51,783
is to have some fun.
900
01:13:51,825 --> 01:13:55,954
You know,
like a lot of fun.
901
01:13:57,539 --> 01:13:59,499
This is fun.
902
01:14:01,209 --> 01:14:04,296
I have this collector
in Los Angeles...
903
01:14:04,379 --> 01:14:07,174
who wants to buy
some photographs.
904
01:14:11,845 --> 01:14:14,181
Let's get out of here.
905
01:14:15,849 --> 01:14:18,310
Let's pack up
and head off to L.A...
906
01:14:18,393 --> 01:14:20,353
for a few days.
907
01:14:22,981 --> 01:14:24,900
Okay?
908
01:14:51,676 --> 01:14:54,262
909
01:14:54,346 --> 01:14:56,890
910
01:14:56,973 --> 01:14:58,892
911
01:14:58,975 --> 01:15:01,394
912
01:15:01,436 --> 01:15:05,232
Yeah, I made a lot
of money in L.A. over the years.
913
01:15:05,273 --> 01:15:09,069
In the early '70s, this gallery
on La Cienega that repped me,
914
01:15:09,152 --> 01:15:11,488
they couldn't keep my stuff
on the walls.
915
01:15:11,571 --> 01:15:15,700
- L.A. was good to me.
I'm glad we're going there.
- Me too.
916
01:15:17,202 --> 01:15:20,413
Walter, he's been trying
to get me back down there for years.
917
01:15:20,497 --> 01:15:23,166
He'll probably ask us
to stay with him.
918
01:15:23,250 --> 01:15:26,336
- Do you think he's going
to buy a lot of pictures?
- Oh, sure.
919
01:15:26,419 --> 01:15:29,923
- He's a big collector, Walter.
- Well, that's great.
920
01:15:30,006 --> 01:15:32,551
So, you know,
we're going to be rich.
921
01:15:32,634 --> 01:15:35,512
Champagne and caviar
for everyone!
922
01:15:36,930 --> 01:15:39,391
That's so like you,
Queen Guinevere,
923
01:15:39,474 --> 01:15:41,435
sharing the wealth.
924
01:15:41,476 --> 01:15:45,522
Well, I have
a royal proclamation.
925
01:15:45,605 --> 01:15:48,859
Proceed, Your Royal Highness.
Your loyal subject is all ears.
926
01:15:48,942 --> 01:15:52,195
Good, because
when we get to L.A.,
927
01:15:52,279 --> 01:15:55,449
- Uh-huh.
- I, Queen Guinevere,
928
01:15:55,490 --> 01:15:57,951
- Mm-hmm.
- am going to stun the world...
929
01:15:58,034 --> 01:15:59,953
Mm-hmm.
930
01:16:02,873 --> 01:16:05,876
- and take a photograph.
- Jesus Christ.
931
01:16:08,962 --> 01:16:11,298
Bravo.
Congratulations.
932
01:16:13,216 --> 01:16:15,177
I thank you.
933
01:16:15,260 --> 01:16:19,181
And, uh, what are you going to take
a photograph of, Your Highness?
934
01:16:19,264 --> 01:16:21,641
You...
935
01:16:21,725 --> 01:16:26,104
in a bathing suit, with a surfboard
going, "Surf s up, dude."
936
01:16:26,146 --> 01:16:29,274
You'll do that for me,
right?
937
01:16:29,316 --> 01:16:32,235
What, you don't approve
of my subject matter?
938
01:16:32,319 --> 01:16:35,739
- What is it?
- Um --
939
01:16:37,491 --> 01:16:40,202
Are you okay?
940
01:16:41,870 --> 01:16:43,830
Connie?
941
01:16:45,665 --> 01:16:47,834
Connie, what?
942
01:16:47,918 --> 01:16:49,836
Are you sick?
943
01:16:52,255 --> 01:16:54,174
Connie. Connie,
what is it?
944
01:16:54,257 --> 01:16:56,218
Will you talk
to me, please?
945
01:16:56,301 --> 01:16:59,179
What is it?
946
01:17:04,810 --> 01:17:06,728
Oh.
947
01:17:06,812 --> 01:17:08,772
- Jesus.
- Don't worry. It's okay.
948
01:17:08,855 --> 01:17:10,816
It's okay.
949
01:17:10,857 --> 01:17:14,402
No, please. Please don't. Don't feel
bad, okay? We'll fix it, all right?
950
01:17:14,486 --> 01:17:16,696
We'll go to a dentist. I'm gonna
go look in the phone book now.
951
01:17:16,780 --> 01:17:19,533
No money.
I haven't got any money.
952
01:17:19,574 --> 01:17:23,537
We'll go to Walter's first
and sell photographs,
then we'll go to the dentist.
953
01:17:23,620 --> 01:17:26,289
Can't go to Walter's
like this.
954
01:17:28,375 --> 01:17:31,378
Don't, Connie.
955
01:17:31,461 --> 01:17:33,380
Don't, please?
956
01:17:33,463 --> 01:17:35,966
We'll fix it right here,
all right?
957
01:17:36,049 --> 01:17:38,718
I'll go get some money
right now.
958
01:17:38,802 --> 01:17:41,179
Okay?
Just don't be upset.
959
01:17:41,221 --> 01:17:44,015
Just -- You have to --
960
01:17:44,057 --> 01:17:46,435
- Give me the camera.
- Oh, God.
961
01:17:50,105 --> 01:17:52,774
Just the telephoto.
962
01:17:54,985 --> 01:17:57,737
That should be enough.
963
01:19:04,012 --> 01:19:06,723
- How are you, Walter?
- Connie?
964
01:19:06,807 --> 01:19:08,725
I can't believe this.
965
01:19:08,809 --> 01:19:11,186
- Oh, boy.-
966
01:19:11,269 --> 01:19:14,272
My God,
I haven't seen you in ten years.
967
01:19:14,314 --> 01:19:18,068
- Looking the worse for wear.
- Hello. I'm Harper.
968
01:19:19,694 --> 01:19:23,490
Hello. Well, what a great surprise.
Come on in.
969
01:19:23,573 --> 01:19:25,492
Come on.
970
01:19:26,827 --> 01:19:28,995
So you were in
the neighborhood, huh?
971
01:19:29,079 --> 01:19:33,333
Rebecca's at the store.
She'll be sorry she missed you.
You should've called first.
972
01:19:33,375 --> 01:19:36,169
You know me.
Never know where I'm gonna show up.
973
01:19:36,211 --> 01:19:39,881
- Can I get you two something to drink?
- No, thanks. I'm fine.
974
01:19:39,965 --> 01:19:41,883
Sure.
What do you got?
975
01:19:41,967 --> 01:19:44,344
Uh... come on
in the kitchen.
976
01:19:46,179 --> 01:19:48,140
She's gorgeous!
977
01:19:48,181 --> 01:19:51,726
- How the hell do you do it,
you lucky shit?
- Shh, shh.
978
01:19:53,478 --> 01:19:56,982
How's life? What brings you
down here to lotus land?
979
01:19:57,065 --> 01:19:59,359
Actually, I came down here
to hang a show.
980
01:19:59,443 --> 01:20:01,945
- No kidding?
- Mm-hmm.
981
01:20:04,030 --> 01:20:07,701
- Bourbon with that?
- Yeah,just a splash.
982
01:20:12,456 --> 01:20:15,333
Mmm, yeah, I got an opening
next week...
983
01:20:15,375 --> 01:20:17,627
a-at a gallery
on La Cienega.
984
01:20:17,711 --> 01:20:19,629
- Good for you.
- Mm-hmm.
985
01:20:19,713 --> 01:20:22,883
- All new stuff, or --
- Actually, I got the prints with me.
986
01:20:22,924 --> 01:20:25,302
- Do you want to take a look?
- Sure.
987
01:20:25,385 --> 01:20:27,721
Let's wait for Rebecca.
She'll be dying to see them.
988
01:20:27,804 --> 01:20:31,725
I raised my prices recently,
except for old friends.
989
01:20:31,766 --> 01:20:33,810
Oh.
990
01:20:33,894 --> 01:20:37,147
I have a book
coming out next year.
991
01:20:37,230 --> 01:20:39,775
After that, they're gonna
be worth three --
992
01:20:39,858 --> 01:20:43,445
five times what I'm
asking for them now.
993
01:20:45,739 --> 01:20:47,824
You know, Connie,
994
01:20:47,908 --> 01:20:50,160
Rebecca and me,
we're retired now.
995
01:20:50,243 --> 01:20:52,913
We're not much into
the art-buying business anymore.
996
01:20:52,996 --> 01:20:56,166
Oh, I mean,
your stuff is great, but, uh,
997
01:20:56,249 --> 01:20:58,668
we've already got
three of yours.
998
01:21:00,295 --> 01:21:02,506
Walter, uh,
999
01:21:02,589 --> 01:21:05,258
I hate to ask you this,
you know.
1000
01:21:05,342 --> 01:21:07,260
It's not easy for me.
1001
01:21:07,344 --> 01:21:10,847
Connie, uh, we haven't
seen each other for ten years.
1002
01:21:10,931 --> 01:21:13,183
Mm-hmm.
Long time, long time.
1003
01:21:13,266 --> 01:21:17,187
It's just that my cameras
are in the shop and I can't make
any money until I get them out,
1004
01:21:17,270 --> 01:21:20,190
and I can't get them out until
I make some money.
1005
01:21:20,273 --> 01:21:25,112
- I'm surprised.
I don't know what to say.
- It's an unusual situation.
1006
01:21:25,153 --> 01:21:28,782
- So you couldn't make it to the bank.
- Yeah, that's right.
1007
01:21:28,865 --> 01:21:31,993
- Yeah.
- Well, maybe I can help you out
with a little something.
1008
01:21:45,298 --> 01:21:48,301
How much
did he give us?
1009
01:21:49,719 --> 01:21:51,638
Forty bucks?
1010
01:21:53,348 --> 01:21:55,809
Not enough to get home.
1011
01:21:57,394 --> 01:22:00,814
I guess we will have to
pawn the fucking camera.
1012
01:22:02,149 --> 01:22:04,443
I never took a picture.
1013
01:22:07,612 --> 01:22:11,783
You're pawning the camera, and I never
took a single picture, not one.
1014
01:22:19,249 --> 01:22:22,627
Well... now's my chance,
right?
1015
01:22:24,504 --> 01:22:27,174
Stop it.
1016
01:22:27,257 --> 01:22:29,843
Stop it.
1017
01:22:29,926 --> 01:22:32,304
Stop it, Harper!
1018
01:22:32,345 --> 01:22:35,599
- Stop it. Harper, stop it.
- Oh, come on, Connie.
1019
01:22:35,682 --> 01:22:38,977
- Just one finger,just one toe!
- Stop it, stop it!
1020
01:24:02,727 --> 01:24:05,188
Connie?
1021
01:24:07,065 --> 01:24:08,984
Yes, baby?
1022
01:24:10,110 --> 01:24:12,654
I love you so much.
1023
01:24:17,409 --> 01:24:20,078
I know.
1024
01:24:20,120 --> 01:24:22,080
I know.
1025
01:24:23,748 --> 01:24:25,667
I love you too.
1026
01:24:28,128 --> 01:24:31,506
I love you so much,
I don't know what I'll do.
1027
01:24:47,189 --> 01:24:49,524
I could use a drink.
1028
01:24:53,195 --> 01:24:55,155
Me too.
1029
01:24:55,197 --> 01:24:58,784
There's a liquor store.
Did you see it?
1030
01:24:58,867 --> 01:25:01,411
- Across the parking lot?
- Uh-huh.
1031
01:25:02,954 --> 01:25:05,582
Could you run across there
and get us a bottle?
1032
01:25:05,665 --> 01:25:07,584
Yeah.
1033
01:25:09,669 --> 01:25:11,755
You want
anything else?
1034
01:25:11,838 --> 01:25:13,757
No.
1035
01:25:15,467 --> 01:25:17,385
Here.
1036
01:25:19,429 --> 01:25:21,348
Take your bag.
1037
01:25:23,475 --> 01:25:25,769
They might want I.D.
1038
01:25:25,852 --> 01:25:28,688
You know,
you look like a kid.
1039
01:25:32,526 --> 01:25:35,195
And your jacket.
1040
01:25:35,278 --> 01:25:37,697
It's cold out there.
1041
01:25:39,908 --> 01:25:41,868
It's not cold.
1042
01:25:45,580 --> 01:25:47,249
Go.
1043
01:25:50,001 --> 01:25:51,920
Come with me.
1044
01:25:54,923 --> 01:25:56,883
I'll watch.
1045
01:25:59,427 --> 01:26:02,722
You'll watch me
cross the parking lot?
1046
01:26:11,898 --> 01:26:13,859
Who wouldn't?
1047
01:26:17,154 --> 01:26:20,282
No. No.
1048
01:26:20,365 --> 01:26:22,284
Go on now, Guinevere.
1049
01:26:32,127 --> 01:26:34,087
Go on.
1050
01:26:44,764 --> 01:26:46,725
I'm coming right back.
1051
01:26:48,226 --> 01:26:51,897
I'm gonna go to the liquor store,
then I'm coming right back.
1052
01:26:51,938 --> 01:26:54,524
Okay.
1053
01:26:54,608 --> 01:26:56,860
I'll be right here.
1054
01:28:12,644 --> 01:28:14,563
Connie.
1055
01:29:24,424 --> 01:29:26,718
Hi.
1056
01:29:26,760 --> 01:29:29,095
April?
1057
01:29:29,137 --> 01:29:32,265
Hi, Harper.
1058
01:29:32,349 --> 01:29:36,061
Come in. The others
are, uh, already here.
1059
01:29:43,777 --> 01:29:45,695
He's resting.
1060
01:29:48,490 --> 01:29:50,742
- Harper, hey. How you doin'?
- Billie.
1061
01:29:50,784 --> 01:29:53,870
- I heard about your photography.
- You did?
1062
01:29:53,954 --> 01:29:56,790
My dealer knows your dealer, and he says
you're doing a show at Cole-Swensky.
1063
01:29:56,832 --> 01:29:58,792
- That's so great.
- Thank you.
1064
01:29:58,834 --> 01:30:01,628
- Do you know Cindy?
- We've actually met before.
1065
01:30:01,711 --> 01:30:04,548
- Hi.
- I'm over it.
1066
01:30:04,631 --> 01:30:07,759
- Linda, this is Harper.
- Class of '81.
1067
01:30:09,136 --> 01:30:11,471
It's good to meet you.
1068
01:30:12,722 --> 01:30:15,767
So are we all here?
Is this everybody?
1069
01:30:15,809 --> 01:30:19,438
- Mm-mmm. We're missing Jessica.
- Pre-Billie, post-me.
1070
01:30:19,521 --> 01:30:22,732
- She's stuck in a shoot
in Alaska, right?
- She sent a fish.
1071
01:30:22,816 --> 01:30:25,735
Oh, that was good of her.
1072
01:30:30,866 --> 01:30:34,828
I found a bottle,
and there's still somethin'in it.
1073
01:30:34,911 --> 01:30:37,664
Quick, before he crawls out of bed
and grabs it from you.
1074
01:30:37,747 --> 01:30:41,293
You two are so unkind.
Give me some.
1075
01:30:41,334 --> 01:30:44,796
I could only get him to swallow
one spoonful of soup.
1076
01:30:44,880 --> 01:30:46,965
I think on top
of everything,
1077
01:30:47,048 --> 01:30:50,135
he's a little uneasy
about all of us being here at once.
1078
01:30:50,218 --> 01:30:55,182
It's not like we're gonna talk
about the size of his dick while
he's dying in the next room.
1079
01:30:55,223 --> 01:30:57,309
Well, actually, as I recall --
1080
01:30:57,350 --> 01:31:00,353
What? I was gonna
say something nice.
1081
01:31:03,356 --> 01:31:05,275
Cheers.
1082
01:31:07,694 --> 01:31:10,697
He wanted you
all here.
1083
01:31:10,739 --> 01:31:13,450
He asked me to call you.
1084
01:31:13,533 --> 01:31:16,286
Last week, when I came by
to get the rest of my stuff,
1085
01:31:16,369 --> 01:31:19,623
I found him
on the floor over there.
1086
01:31:19,706 --> 01:31:22,626
He looked like he was there for
a while, and he wasn't even conscious.
1087
01:31:22,709 --> 01:31:25,629
So I, uh, took him
to the hospital,
1088
01:31:25,712 --> 01:31:28,381
and they checked him over,
and they told me...
1089
01:31:28,465 --> 01:31:30,717
it was too late
to do anything.
1090
01:31:30,759 --> 01:31:33,970
Just let him die at home.
1091
01:31:35,722 --> 01:31:38,141
What does that mean?
1092
01:31:38,225 --> 01:31:40,143
Die how?
1093
01:31:40,227 --> 01:31:42,479
I mean,
what's gonna happen?
1094
01:31:42,562 --> 01:31:45,690
What about after?
1095
01:31:47,234 --> 01:31:52,697
I don't know how to take care of him.
I have finals next week.
1096
01:31:55,575 --> 01:31:58,620
He was helping me
with my paintings.
1097
01:32:00,372 --> 01:32:04,042
He was helping me
with a lot of things,
1098
01:32:04,084 --> 01:32:06,503
and I really needed that,
you know.
1099
01:32:06,586 --> 01:32:08,588
Oh, God.
1100
01:32:08,672 --> 01:32:11,133
I shouldn't
have left him.
1101
01:32:15,011 --> 01:32:18,807
It was hard,
but I could have stayed.
1102
01:32:22,519 --> 01:32:26,022
He only wanted five years.
1103
01:32:27,441 --> 01:32:30,026
Don't worry, April.
1104
01:32:30,110 --> 01:32:32,612
He got a lot more
than that.
1105
01:32:34,364 --> 01:32:36,616
I wonder who
was his favorite.
1106
01:32:40,745 --> 01:32:44,416
- I think it was April.
- Definitely April.
1107
01:32:49,379 --> 01:32:51,465
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
1108
01:32:52,799 --> 01:32:55,635
We know, sweetie.
We know.
1109
01:32:57,304 --> 01:32:59,264
Poor baby.
1110
01:33:06,772 --> 01:33:09,608
- Are you sure you wanna stay?
- Yeah.
1111
01:33:10,859 --> 01:33:13,945
Well... we said
our good-byes.
1112
01:33:15,238 --> 01:33:17,449
I gave him
a blow job.
1113
01:33:20,327 --> 01:33:22,287
I'm just kidding.
1114
01:33:27,417 --> 01:33:29,795
I have to
get back to Ed.
1115
01:33:29,836 --> 01:33:33,381
Okay. Sleep well,
all right?
1116
01:33:33,465 --> 01:33:37,177
Yeah. Call me
if anything happens, okay?
1117
01:33:37,260 --> 01:33:39,971
Yeah, I will.
1118
01:33:40,013 --> 01:33:42,682
- Thanks.
- Okay. Take care.
1119
01:33:42,766 --> 01:33:44,810
Okay. You too.
1120
01:34:05,205 --> 01:34:07,165
Hello, Guinevere.
1121
01:34:49,082 --> 01:34:52,836
- I have something for you.
- What is it?
1122
01:34:52,919 --> 01:34:55,213
It's your life's work.
1123
01:35:01,761 --> 01:35:06,141
Don't have a heart attack, but we
thought we'd give you one last look.
1124
01:35:07,225 --> 01:35:09,686
It's from all
the Guineveres.
1125
01:35:12,773 --> 01:35:14,733
Thank you.
1126
01:35:16,902 --> 01:35:19,362
I wanted to talk to you
about April.
1127
01:35:19,446 --> 01:35:24,242
I wanted to ask you if you could
keep her on the right track,
1128
01:35:24,284 --> 01:35:27,287
make sure she doesn't
start painting fruit bowls.
1129
01:35:28,914 --> 01:35:30,999
I'll look after her.
1130
01:35:32,626 --> 01:35:35,086
And get her to read...
1131
01:35:35,128 --> 01:35:38,006
the fundamental works.
1132
01:35:38,089 --> 01:35:40,425
She doesn't like
to read.
1133
01:35:41,968 --> 01:35:44,095
Is there anything else?
1134
01:35:44,137 --> 01:35:46,139
Um, my negatives.
1135
01:35:46,181 --> 01:35:48,767
There's a few thousand
of them.
1136
01:35:48,809 --> 01:35:52,020
Are there any instructions
on how you want them printed?
1137
01:35:54,648 --> 01:35:56,566
Instructions?
1138
01:35:56,650 --> 01:35:58,568
For you?
1139
01:36:01,363 --> 01:36:03,949
You don't need
instructions.
1140
01:36:09,663 --> 01:36:12,541
I've been finding that dying
is a hell of a time...
1141
01:36:12,624 --> 01:36:14,543
not to believe in God.
1142
01:36:16,962 --> 01:36:19,339
You can laugh
if you want.
1143
01:36:24,386 --> 01:36:26,763
I've, uh -- I've been
trying to picture...
1144
01:36:26,847 --> 01:36:29,432
what it's going to be like
at the end.
1145
01:36:29,516 --> 01:36:33,478
I was wondering if you could give me
some kind of an image.
1146
01:36:34,855 --> 01:36:37,190
You've always
been good at that.
1147
01:36:40,819 --> 01:36:44,489
I mean, wh --
like what? Um --
1148
01:36:44,573 --> 01:36:48,243
Are there going to be dancing girls
singing "The International"?
1149
01:36:48,326 --> 01:36:50,996
Whatever you like.
1150
01:36:51,037 --> 01:36:53,373
Connie, this, uh --
1151
01:36:56,251 --> 01:36:59,212
this isn't easy for me.
1152
01:36:59,296 --> 01:37:02,632
I mean, two years ago --
1153
01:37:02,716 --> 01:37:04,968
even, uh --
even one year ago,
1154
01:37:05,051 --> 01:37:07,012
I couldn't have come.
1155
01:37:07,053 --> 01:37:09,973
It's taken me four years
to get here.
1156
01:37:12,768 --> 01:37:14,728
Do you understand?
1157
01:37:17,314 --> 01:37:19,983
I understand, Harper.
1158
01:37:20,066 --> 01:37:23,403
It's taken me four years
to get here too.
1159
01:37:26,948 --> 01:37:29,034
Okay.
1160
01:37:30,911 --> 01:37:32,871
Okay, Connie.
1161
01:37:35,040 --> 01:37:38,627
You want me to give you an image?
Here's what I'll do for you.
1162
01:37:38,710 --> 01:37:41,755
I'll make it
the Connie special.
1163
01:37:41,838 --> 01:37:44,257
You'll find yourself
down in your hallway,
1164
01:37:44,299 --> 01:37:47,511
only it's much brighter and cleaner
than you've ever seen it before.
1165
01:37:47,594 --> 01:37:50,180
And you feel yourself
starting to float.
1166
01:37:50,263 --> 01:37:53,767
And let's see. I don't want you
to be lonely in there, so...
1167
01:37:53,850 --> 01:37:56,686
you look to the side, and
there's Linda dancing and smiling...
1168
01:37:56,770 --> 01:37:59,397
as you glide past.
1169
01:38:02,317 --> 01:38:05,112
Okay, I know it's corny,
but you asked for it,
1170
01:38:05,195 --> 01:38:08,448
and I'm here to please.
1171
01:38:08,532 --> 01:38:11,284
So you keep floating down your hallway,
and a little further down,
1172
01:38:11,368 --> 01:38:13,370
there's Billie.
1173
01:38:15,789 --> 01:38:20,752
She's taken her long hair
out of those braids of hers
and she's waving good-bye.
1174
01:38:20,794 --> 01:38:23,588
You see?
Dying really isn't so bad.
1175
01:38:23,630 --> 01:38:27,592
And you're feeling pretty good
about yourself when Cindy appears.
1176
01:38:27,634 --> 01:38:31,429
All is forgiven.
Well, wait a minute.
1177
01:38:31,471 --> 01:38:34,307
I think she just said,
"Kiss my ass. "
1178
01:38:34,349 --> 01:38:36,435
Now you turn your head
to the left,
1179
01:38:36,476 --> 01:38:39,646
and there's the seamstress
you never thought I knew about.
1180
01:38:39,729 --> 01:38:43,316
I bet you're picturing her naked.
You're so predictable.
1181
01:38:49,156 --> 01:38:53,660
And now you turn your head
to the right, and there I am.
1182
01:38:53,743 --> 01:38:56,455
Of course I look
unspeakably beautiful.
1183
01:38:57,998 --> 01:39:01,751
"I loved you the best, "
you call out as you pass by me.
1184
01:39:01,835 --> 01:39:04,379
And I blow you a kiss.
1185
01:39:08,258 --> 01:39:11,136
Now you're almost
at the end of the hallway.
1186
01:39:11,178 --> 01:39:14,848
Do you see April?
She's still crying, the poor thing.
1187
01:39:14,931 --> 01:39:18,769
Well, we all did that for a while,
but that's another story.
1188
01:39:25,400 --> 01:39:29,070
And now you've reached
the end of the hallway.
1189
01:39:29,154 --> 01:39:32,532
What do you think
is waiting for you, Connie?
1190
01:39:32,616 --> 01:39:34,993
Is it heaven,
or is it hell?
1191
01:39:37,996 --> 01:39:41,166
It's a beautiful 1 9-year-old girl
with an overbite.
1192
01:39:41,249 --> 01:39:44,920
You know the type,
and she's waiting for you.
1193
01:39:45,003 --> 01:39:47,839
And just as you reach your hand out
to touch her cheek,
1194
01:39:47,881 --> 01:39:50,717
you see that what she's holding
is a camera.
1195
01:39:50,801 --> 01:39:53,512
And as she lifts it
to her face, guess what?
1196
01:39:54,596 --> 01:39:57,224
It's your old F-2,
1197
01:39:57,307 --> 01:40:02,145
the one you left at the pawn shop
too long and thought was gone forever.
1198
01:40:02,229 --> 01:40:04,773
But now
this pretty girl has it,
1199
01:40:06,066 --> 01:40:08,443
and she's turning it on you.
1200
01:40:10,862 --> 01:40:13,406
"Smile, "she says,
1201
01:40:13,990 --> 01:40:15,909
and you do.
1202
01:40:27,587 --> 01:40:31,591
And suddenly the flash goes off with
a brilliant white burst of light,
1203
01:40:31,675 --> 01:40:35,804
the brightest, purest light
you've ever seen.
1204
01:40:40,892 --> 01:40:42,894
And that will be all.